(Source: unbasic, via misery-parade)

SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED

• Douche: hey
• Nice girl:
• Douche: HEY
• Nice girl: what?
• Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
• Nice girl: excuse me?
• Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
• Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?